Monday, March 14, 2005

The Lottery

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs. "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!"

Her husband says, "Oh, my God what should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter, she says. Just get the hell out."


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